Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Yes. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Neo is told that he has two choices. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. That's the point you're trying to get across? That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. Seeya. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? You are deviousI give you that. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. That's is just so extremly creepy. You can read a little each day. He tried to kill me! So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. 100% of something. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. Good. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. Want to advertise with us? After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. This is chaos. For the love of Story. 12083 is a mid length novelette. If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. Anyway, moving on! Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. ME: Yep. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. Here, topic, topic, topic! The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. Megan has hair. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? What does it sound like? Who am I kidding? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? Not only that, but It also displays the longest sentence used in the text and the number of characters and words in the sentences. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. That will be a wonderous day. I accidently cut it with scizzors. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. Don't Ignore Sites? It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. We could call ourselves TACO! Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. Now, wasn't that entertainment. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? With a shake, the future is revealed! Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. It's a word. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. There ARE aliens. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. And I can't think of anything else to do. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. It's really stressfull. Think about it. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. But then, I'm meand you're you. Like a muffin. WOOF! Yep. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. I'm gonna go hug a moose. Not only does Faulkners deep affiliation with his characters inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. America? Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! Come on, think about it! Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. I promise. It's like this. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. I sure am. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 189,819 Letters Yes, that number is correct. But I can't think of anything to write about. Guess what I wanna do. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. Alrighty then. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? I mean, who'd a thought? *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. And still frustrated. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Why are you afraid of little ol' me? That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. HI! To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. *nods* I thought so. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. 16 min ago I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. Awwwwisn't he cute? No? Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. I swear. It even SOUNDS weird. But does anyone test "pure" water? I only signed up for a semester. With a specific number of words. At least it fills up my word quota for the day. This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Hi, I'm back. Oooo! Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. I usually have less than 30 minutes. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. She was extremly upset. Confusing, huh? Creepy. Wellprepare to be enlightened. My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? I know. Everything is fine. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. What's that. It was pretty good. Hello, everyone! )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. www.flaming-chickens.com! A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. They couldn't stop laughing. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! No suprise. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Now, those have possibilities. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. Does it even matter? It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. You know you want to! Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. We need to act now! I should make bumber stickers saying that. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Ice cream trucks! These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. It sucked. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Follow him at@jdmagness, by Josh Jones | Permalink | Comments (30) |. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! Think about it. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. Now MY brain meats feel explody. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. Yep that's right. I'm back. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever!
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